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Poor Mel. Because of his, well, crappy job, Crabby has to tell him to leave the rez for a couple of years.

While house sitting for a friend, a guy forgets that he's left a deep secret buried in the bathroom hamper.

A woman wants to get back at her boyfriend after she finds love letters from someone else. The problem is, 'I'm afraid of him since he is a karate guy.'

A 39-year-old husband's snoring, mannerisms and growing pot belly are getting on his wife's nerves, to the point where she's stopped sleeping with him—with predictable results.

Crabby gives advice to a man who's puzzled by the behavior of his brother.

A reader asks Crabby: 'Is it still love when I watch him sleeping that thoughts of slowly poisoning him run through my mind?'

Crabby offers an easy solution for a woman who complains about her husband, a womanizer when he has the money.

Crabby has some advice for how to handle ugly men with bad hygiene. The solution involves beans and milk.

Here's how a wife caught her husband cheating on her—again.

A 16-year-old girl went out with a guy she thought was hot. When it came time for the first kiss ...

A self-described "old timer" asks Crabby what she thinks of Viagra and the men who take it.

Here's how you can spot one, from a long way off. And, as Crabby attests, size matters, girls.

A reader asks Crabby if it's time for women to raise their sons with 'chiefly attributes.' And have you heard the one about three Indian guys were driving around in a pickup truck?

Dear Crabby, Where are all the single Native women hiding?

Dear Crabby,
I haven't been in a relationship for years with any guy.